Busted Mouth

Savannah, Gee Hey – live from Westside School for the Desperate

JW — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 23:29:19 +0000

We’re Back!

JW — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 22:58:51 +0000

After a year of being stuck in website purgatory, this site is finally back up and running. (Here’s a tip: never trust anyone with your website, hosting, or server except the person you pay to handle those things.) Bear with us as we get things moving again. I can’t guarantee everything is going to be smooth at first and unfortunately some of the older content from before is lost forever, but we’re working on it. Also, the Busted Mouth Podcast is coming back! Stay tuned, the three people who have visited this website.

-Basilo

Annointing the Hand – Live at the Double Door

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Paris 1

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Stress

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Smiling

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Things I Know – The Return

JW — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 02:40:02 +0000

I miss writing this column. I hope to visit it much more frequently in the future. Also, the new audio album will be done in the next two weeks. Just sayin. Alright, here’s the nasty.

Drunken sex is like sleeping with the flattering, default Facebook photo of somebody. The next morning is like looking at the others.
Cock-blocking attempts, like an overattentive father, often drive people to be naked together.
There is a special place in hell for those whose teeth scrape against the fork while eating.
If you ever get obliterated drunk and wake up startled by the absence of a hangover, don’t worry. You’re just still drunk. It’s coming.
Should you ever start marveling at how far we’ve advanced as a society or collective conscious, read the comments on any YouTube video…Yep…we’re still pretty much shitting in our mitts and hucking it at each other.
The phrasing of “kiddie porn” makes it sound inappropriately festive.
After years of tireless testing, it has been confirmed that phones do indeed go both ways. Therefore, you can chill on the “so and so nevers calls” bullshit
BREAKING: Despite what I had been led to believe, it turns out the above results hold true regardless of gender. Phew, here I was thinking women could only RECEIVE calls.
“To serve and protect” was instituted after the previous, albeit truthful, slogan of “To intimidate and overreact” was thought to be too racy.

#4/26

JW — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 19:00:16 +0000

Hey Everybody. Forgot to mention that the same deal from week 3 applies to week 4. New track coming for this week, though.

3/26 – Beyond The Facade

JW — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 20:40:04 +0000

New Story. It’s actually not dogshit. I can’t upload it here because a) it’s too big, file-wise and b) it’s been given to a certain radio show for broadcast. I will upload/link it here after it has hit the airwaves or they tell me that it’s safe to distribute. In the meantime, followers of the 26 Project (both of you) can email me via the contact box and I’ll drop you an MP3 copy.

#2/26

JW — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 17:40:03 +0000

The 26 Project continues. The hardest part of doing a challenge like this is coming to grips with the fact that some weeks you’ll turn out gold and some weeks you’ll crank out sewage. I’m not sure how I feel about this one except that I eff’d up while recording it and had to stitch together a bunch of B-reel for the vocal. Then again, that’s what this little thing is all about.

26 – 2 – Call Me Sometime